i’m just kidding
unless you’re okay with what i just said 

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dear Matty, there are 3 t’s in petticoat and you missed them all.

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u wot mVIII
― roman era British saying. (via jethroq)
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when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

(Source: faithlehaane)

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